I’m trying to stall for time right now. I don’t like the road between here and the pond.

OK, I’m here. I’m gonna sit on my rock for a while… This is where my humans try really hard to get me in the water and I ignore them.

Why is hudad staring at the water? Can we go now?

hudad mixes “cutiepie” and “dude” and calls me “doodiepie” huff. i’m not a piece of poop